swank

The art of having a fantastically swift wank.

Steve: I hate adverts on the TV, what the hell do I do with myself for the next 30 seconds?

Jenny : shut the fuck up and have a swank.

by KingPryle September 25, 2010

swansea

Dylan Thomas once called Swansea, his home town, "The Graveyard of Ambition". This is probably the most appropriate definition as the only other well known person from Swansea is Catherine Zeta Jones, who most people do not even realize is Welsh.

Swansea should be bombed

by Zog the definer April 26, 2005

Swansea City FC

Cheats, liars,

see Lee Trundle

by Lick January 29, 2004

swanger

an over size penis, an over size dick

a yall i got a swanger

by lady nia January 13, 2005

swanny

a swanny is a shithole - a place where average lads with average bant live.

Boy 1: shall we go to the swanny?

Boy 2: no way, that place is wank. full of shitlads.

by theblid December 30, 2010

swanukump

any action. an action relating to a mentally disabled person.

one person hits another person in the face and yells "swanukump"

walk up to a retard and yell "swanukump" and they will repeat it back.

by Jake aka Tweeker January 24, 2009

Swankster

A swindling gangsta!

A no good cheating player who pays no mind to the rules. He owes you money and has the nerve to call you "Honey". He's no good. Someone who takes advantage of the disadvantage, for his own advantage.

He's trying to front, but I peeped his game. He still owes me money and he's gonna pay! Old Swankster!

by Classy Bear February 11, 2012