Michigan State University 

Where University of Michigan students visit their dumber loser friends.

Guy 1: Remember Eddie. The three of us used to run shit in our high school.
Guy 2: Ya man, I haven't seen him since high school. He's wanted me to come up for quite a while now.
Guy 1: Is he graduating this year.
Guy 2: Naw man its Michigan State University; he screwed around and doesn't have the grades to get a good job. I think he's just going to ride out the recession and try to get that kick ass manager job at Arby's when things improve.
Guy 1: Don't worry man, he'll have a MSU business degree.

Everybody laughs

Michigan State University by I_Go_To_Michigan._You_Don't. July 2, 2010

e-state 

domain ownership; owning a piece of the internet; e-real estate.

I went to godaddy.com and bought some e-state.

e-state by SuperUltraMega December 10, 2010

South Dakota State University 

A college that hicks and drunkards go to. They feel that they are the best because their college is big, but really, it's just a piece of shit.

Nothing more can be said. The place is shit.

South Dakota State University by psudonymism May 13, 2005

florida state university 

a public Florida college in Talahassee for rednecks. everyone there is either a dirty hick or "ghetto"

my wife who is also my sister goes to Florida State University with me

florida state university by Expendable February 2, 2009

State of California

Expression used to describe someone being an asshole

John: You see jerry at the party last night?
Billy: Yeah, after a few beers he was in a total state of California, you known he and Cindy wouldn't stop arguing, eventually he beat her up.
John: Shit!

State of California by Dr. Cornwalice April 15, 2008

5 Star State 

That State that is of top quality.

So I went to the 5 star state and stayed in Hollywood, I think I'll go to Miami next time.

5 Star State by Kenswift May 8, 2007

Fly-Over State

States where you should avoid ever being on the ground, due to civil forfeiture laws which allow the cops to literally rob you.

"My uncle drove through a Fly-Over State with $5,000 cash, and he got stopped, and the cops just took it, after they found it with dogs. Now he can't get it back, because it's on trial in "Texas vs. $5,000."

Fly-Over State by Uexdrukl July 27, 2020