Michigan State University

Where University of Michigan students visit their dumber loser friends.
Guy 1: Remember Eddie. The three of us used to run shit in our high school.
Guy 2: Ya man, I haven't seen him since high school. He's wanted me to come up for quite a while now.
Guy 1: Is he graduating this year.
Guy 2: Naw man its Michigan State University; he screwed around and doesn't have the grades to get a good job. I think he's just going to ride out the recession and try to get that kick ass manager job at Arby's when things improve.
Guy 1: Don't worry man, he'll have a MSU business degree.

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