squirt stains

Vaginal explosions on a sleeping surface.

Craigs bed was covered in kaylas squirt stains.

by Oxdaman October 27, 2017

slug stain

The moist residue left behind from a female sexual organ drug across a surface.

I was at the strip club last night and I came home with a slug stain across my t-shirt from Monique.

by The Harry Balls January 22, 2018

abbott-stain

When one runs from the chamber to avoid a vote on an important issue.

see: abstain
see: Australian EX Prime Minister
see: Marriage Equality

The man was such a chicken - bitched about the entire process then coudlnt event vote cos he didn't want to be on the wrong side of history so he Abbott-stained.

by RoccosModernStrife December 8, 2017

Jizzle Stain

An arrogant, conceited, immature, male youth who is synonymous with the unsightly and offensive sight of a semen stain.

Don't call that jizzle stain back, he was on top of every girl at the bar.

by Femme noveau October 20, 2010

Wank Stain Of A Bastard

When calling someone either a wank stain or the offspring of a bastard child isn't formal enough.

Bob: "Fuck you Steve!"
Steve: "How about you intercourse yourself you wank stain of a bastard."
Bob:

by Cephalon Alcatraz June 15, 2020

friendship stains

A scar inflicted by one of your friends.

C2Y gave Adam friendship stains when he poured motor oil into the campfire.

by aeropoo April 15, 2008

Molten Cheese Stain

A nasty stain that is left on the skin from sexual activities.

Jilmy left a HUGE molten cheese stain on Shaun's chest.

by king don May 8, 2015