spaghetti monster

You have a spaghetti monster when your penis is too thin and too long that it can't get hard, wiggles like it's looking for it's meatballs. "

random person: "Wow its big!"
Drake: *wiggles wiggles*
random person: that's a whole new definition to spaghetti monster

by mew.ko February 23, 2024

Super Spaghetti September

Spaghetti only, exceptions are 5 snacks in total.

- Related to No Nut November and Destroy Dick December

-5 snacks in total, if more than 5 snacks int total, you failed.

-Breakfast - SPaghetti
-Lunch - Spaghetti
-Supper - SPaghetti

-NOT recommended for people on diets or dislike spaghetti or other.

-enjoy the spaghetti my buddy

Dude 1: Yo bro, how are you on Super Spaghetti September?
Dude 2: I'm doing good, 1 more day to go! you?
Dude 1: I failed already :(
Dude 2: Aw, come on, Don't be sad, you can try next time!

by ANameCuzICan'tThey'reTaken November 9, 2018

Spaghetti Heady

When you slap some freshly cooked pasta on your weiner and then your girlfriend gives you head. (No waifu body pillows)

Hey baby you wanna give me that sloppy Spaghetti Heady?

by The Spaghetti Headster April 15, 2020

spaghetti fight

two or more people "fighting" but they are just throwing hands not fists
basically their arms are going everywhere in the fight and its hilarious.
these are mostly fights between girls.

"she's such a spaghetti fighter. nevermind. this isn't even a fight. its just a handshake"
"aye this shit is boring"

by bussyfarts July 22, 2021

Spaghetti western

Getting Rick rolled by XYZBra to look up spaghetti Western

I feel stupid because I just looked up spaghetti western on urban dictionary

by XYZBra August 30, 2022

Squirrel Spaghetti

When a man who has diarrhea shats in a woman's pubes while slapping her with a Moby large.

Bro did you see that video of the Squirrel Spaghetti last night?!

by Oji Jiggy March 31, 2019

molten-spaghetti

A term for when someones crotch has been burned

"Man, that guy put his dick in a fire place!"

"That's a sure way to get molten-spaghetti"

by Dm20Rouge January 21, 2024