An expression used when something is not done properly.
Originally derived from a small child eating a panini sideways (as opposed to starting at the end), and being told that it was not, in fact, the correct way to eat it.
Originally derived from a small child eating a panini sideways (as opposed to starting at the end), and being told that it was not, in fact, the correct way to eat it.
*Person does something wrong / sings out of tune / {insert strange action of your choice}*
You: Now that's NOT the way you eat a panini.
You: Now that's NOT the way you eat a panini.
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It can properly be said at any time the yes/no question asked is not directly and simply answered with a "yes" or in some instances, a "no."
This saying may or may not be accompanied with a sacktap.
It can properly be said at any time the yes/no question asked is not directly and simply answered with a "yes" or in some instances, a "no."
This saying may or may not be accompanied with a sacktap.
James: "Hey Nick did you buy beer for tonight?"
Nick: "Well I went to the liquor store but I didn't have my wall--"
James: "That's not what i asked dipshit" (followed by a sacktap)
Nick: "Well I went to the liquor store but I didn't have my wall--"
James: "That's not what i asked dipshit" (followed by a sacktap)
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Get the that's not what I asked mug.A butter substitute made of vegetal oils and frequently used as a spread. Sometimes its name is used as a humorous/sarcastic reference to a sub-par substitute to something.
<Eats a piece of toast>
- Just a moment, is it butter?
- No, it is "I can't believe it's not butter!"
- Well, *I* can believe it is not butter.
- Just a moment, is it butter?
- No, it is "I can't believe it's not butter!"
- Well, *I* can believe it is not butter.
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Get the "it's not a masterpiece", it's a ✨mistake✨ mug.If a girl is checking you out from across the dance floor, the proper banter response to the lads about the perp is "she's not got wooden eyes'
Sexy girl across the dance floor, she checks you out, you say au naturalment, 'she's not got wooden eyes'
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