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Columbus Rule

Declaring yourself the winner in the middle of a petty, nonsensical argument by stating, "I win". By doing this, you are officially the winner of the argument in question. This rule is named after Christopher Columbus, who declared that he discovered a country he did not in fact discover, but still receives the credit for doing so.
Cole: What are you talking about? Just because I'm black doesn't mean I love fried chicken!

Stephen: Yes it does. I win.

Cole: What?! You can't do that!

Stephen: Yes I can. Columbus rule. Suck it.
by Captain Rummidew June 13, 2010
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Two Day Rule

The method of swooning the female into submission by implementing a mobile communication routine that allows conversation to become more interesting by only conversing bi-daily, thus completing the task above.
"Hey, Glen, did you text that girl tonight?"

"Nah, bro, I'm using the two day rule. That way, we have a full day's worth of shit to talk about."

"Nice man, you'll be diving in that shit in a week!"
by EagerBeaver137 October 28, 2014
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7/11 rule

The rule guys stick to when asked the dreaded question by a new girl, "how many sexual partners you have had." He wants to give a good number, if he says too few she'll think hes inexperienced. If he says too many she'll think he's a man whore. The rule, if you slept with less than 7 round it up to 7. If more than 11 round it down to that number.
Bobby: Tina asked me the dreaded question.

Tim: Did you stick with the 7/11 rule?

Bobby: DUH, I'm not an idiot.
by NinjaHolla June 28, 2009
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Red Cup Rule

The main rule is this: If you are underage and drinking at a party, good deal. The point at which the rule applies is when you go to put pictures of that night on Facebook or any other social networking site. If you or anyone underage is holding a red cup, don't post it. Future employers and people's parents don't need photographic evidence. "Nobody believes it's just soda in your Solo cup."
Me: Damn John, yall got wasted last night.

John: I know man, put those pictures up on fb!

Me: Sorry bro, red cup rule. I don't need your mom bitching at me again.
by xCMx May 26, 2011
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NHL Black Rule

If your buddy scores on you in NHL using a black guy you lose and vice versa.
I was winning 7-0 in the second period but then my pal scored on me with Wayne Simmonds... stupid NHL Black Rule
by Just call me Black Ice February 27, 2013
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Elf on the Shelf: Tree Rule

-If a christmas tree is put up the elf get extra power and more magic.
-If it has been touched than the power rehabilitates and it can have an acception of moving again.
-the tree must be decorated only past 9 and have at least one child under the age of 12 to work.
-Santa will then give back the powers of the Elf and make it stronger than before.
- Don't touch!
-Put up tree
-More power
#Elf on the Shelf: Tree Rule
by Santa Claus-Elf Watcher November 23, 2013
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Rule 52

If you only see her face, she's fat.
Example:

Guy 1: see that! That face! She is so hot!

Guy 2: What about the rest of the picture?

Guy 1: Isn't there.

Guy 2: She's fat. Rule 52

Guy 1: Dammit!
by Random_is_me June 8, 2010
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