Redneck America

i like to think that america has both sets of reproduction organs. Flordia is the Penis, cock, wang, whatever you want to call it. Rhode Island is its Clit, small women penis, fun to flcik back and forth, or whatever you want to call it.

America is like anyone who lives in a trailer park in Alabama.

by Bearded Abe March 23, 2005

Redneck Handlebars

As forth grabbing the two ponytails of a girl and riding her like a redneck rides in his truck until she cant walk for three weeks. Therefore completing her life sentence as a redneck handlebar.

Bro #1- Dude, did you hear about that country singer that was in town and fucked a chick from our hood?
Bro #2- Yeah man, I heard that she got Redneck Handlebarred.
Bro #1- Holy shit! She must have been the one in the wheel chair!

Redneck Handlebars :)

by The Brook west side September 25, 2011

Redneck eating contest

when a group of fellow red necks get together and want to have fun. they have a eating contest while they watch NASCAR, the food consists of any dead animals found in backyard, trash(milk jugs or beer cans) and hand fulls of oxycoton, to wash it down with a miller lite. the judge is usually the mom/sister/cousin/daughter

billy ted: did you see Jimmy Jonhson win last night
fred: nah, we were having our regular redneck eating contest, my sister said i won

by Billy ted JR January 31, 2010

Redneck Cupcake

Sandwich made from whole wheat bread, Chocolate dutch sprinkles ( has to be Dutch), and margarine. Simple yet surprisingly delicious, this Dutch pastry was invented by Nick Leistra's mom in 2010. The term Redneck Cupcake was coined by Natalie Rose in 2011.

Daeson - Yo Nick, I'm hungry as fuck, give me one of those Redneck Cupcakes bro.

Nick - K.

by Shred Bear November 1, 2011

Redneck tuxedo

The act of fornicating whilst covered head to toe in camouflage, while both involved have a whole can of dip in their mouths.

I did the redneck tuxedo with this chick from the bar, now i gotta wash my hunting gear.

by dick bitcherman February 12, 2018

redneck engineering

1.you fix everything with duck tape
2.when in boy scouts you fix your tent with duck tape

Adam: How you fix your gun.
Clayton: Redneck engineering.

by adam clayton January 28, 2012

Redneck Racecar

Dodge Neon, driven by a redneck who thinks it is a NASCAR. Probably derived from the myth that the cars in their favorite sport are "stock".

Did you see that guy cut me off in his redneck racecar? Too bad it's just a Dodge Neon with a loud tailpipe and racing stickers.

by mathmonkey February 16, 2009