masterbation realization

Just after you nut where you go
"Wow this girl I just jacked off to is real nasty." Or where you loose complete sexual interest after you bust.

You- Fuck me this chick is sucking that dick so good.

You post nut- Man wtf this chick is nasty and the concept of porn is fucked up, I mean I'm getting off to someone getting off wtf man I just had a
"Masterbation Realization".

by Brewski Jones June 5, 2017

Real life screen shot

A verb, to take a real life screen shot usually with a camera or a cellular phone. As apposed to a regular screen shot done on a PC.

Bill: Dude sickest party last week, wish I brought my camera to take some real life screen shots.

by ihsan m October 31, 2010

Real Ryan

The product research, stemming from countless Ryan prototypes (many of which are still being manufactured), Jesus's left arm and a strand from God's Holy Beard. He was created in bio-weapons factory, where his DNA was altered to match that of a Demi-God. Raised on a Chupacabra's breast milk, he slowly settled on a diet of Minotaur meat and a protein supplement meant for a troll. After his child days were over his training would commence. Endless resistance training, with MMA lessons intermingled. He became a super-being, resembling a super saiyan at age 15. Slowly but surely Real Ryan was formed, a being of absolute raw power. Although his identity is still a mystery, men and women alike wait for the unveiling of Real Ryan. For it will bring about the age of Real Ryan.

Sexiness is defined by its Ryaness. For all things awesome are defined by their Ryaness.

Real Ryan will usurp the crown as the Aesthetic King.

by The Junior Real Ryan October 9, 2011

real o'clock

The time at which things become imminently intense.

"She went off the birth control without telling him, it's about to get real o'clock"

by SirUrcela April 21, 2014

real sad nibba hours

time span between the hours of 12 am and 2 am

Sam : jake why are you sad before sad nibba hours ?

jake : because sam its real sad nibba hours and id rather express my feelings now other than to hop on the normal sad nibba hours wave

sam : understandable jake understandable may i take part in real sad nibba hours with you ive been dealing with some sad feelings id like to let go of
jake : sure sam

by Real sad guy November 21, 2017

real education hours

The period of time where school is in session. The time where you're (hopefully) up and learning and getting your education.

Kyle: Ayo what time is it?
Ryan: It's real education hours fam, who tf up and learning?

by DeadBread February 3, 2018

real turtle hours

A time at which (usually at night) Fortman comes out of hiding from his shell and goes on a drive in his Mercedes around the block in his Ray Bands. During real turtle hours he may text in the group chat with multiple typos.

Chuck: Yo have you seen Fortman?
Nick: Nah man but it’s real turtle hours did you see what he put in the group chat?
Chuck: Yeah bro, what the fuck does “it’s is our vortex” mean anyway?

by nickybangs February 6, 2018