roasted toasted

mmm toast

my dick is roasted toasted

by maxtonwashere December 9, 2021

Roasted a nut

When you get 1 of your balls squashed during sex

Sorry boss can't make it to work today I roasted a nut last nighr

by Jayba11s January 9, 2018

Roasted cobra

When your soulmate mistakes you for your ex boyfriend and skewers you over the flames for a crisp edible treat. Usually due to some accessory he flaunted of a sparkling snake ring, and because he looked like the ghost of your soulmate. Notably different from an alligator barbecue, where it's actually the alligators eating a bunch of chocolate cake together. Common misconception.

My soulmate ate roasted cobra, but don't worry, he's not a ginger. He colored it with a Crayola marker. All good.

by The-real-cobra-queen June 17, 2018

Roast Chicken

When a beer pong player doesn’t sink a cup, they must sit naked on the beer pong table and the other players biff balls at them.

Sam didn’t sink a cup during the last game so he had to do a roast chicken.

by Hary Gofman January 30, 2022

Roast

The art, science, and sport of properly correcting someone by pointing out the error or mistake on a public level. Roasting is always accompanied by harshly throwing ones flattened hand in the direction of the accused. A proper roast will be said in a matter of fact way that demonstrates that you had not had to search much to find the error

You have just been roasted for needing to look up what roast meant.

by Djhelpless August 3, 2017

Roasted

Somebody who got burned so much by an insult that they turned to ketchup

That dude got roasted, he is ketchup now

by TheWizdum September 7, 2022

Spit Roast

It's like an Eiffel Tower but you don't hi-five.

I was the middle of a spit roast last night.

by Hary Gofman June 3, 2023