ploonk

The noise the golf ball makes when it goes in the hole

Did the ball go in?
yeah, I heard it make that sweet ploonking noise

by Blake November 11, 2002

plooney your mom

plooney your mom is the act of plooney. But, the image of George Clooney is held by your mother sitting in a chair across the room, but in plain sight, of where you are your partner are copulating.

When asked to plooney she responded, Plooney your mom bitch! He later attempted to do so but missed causing an unfortunate clean up for his mother.

by Professor Quinta July 18, 2008

poon glazed

the sparkling shine that coates ones face after a massive chomp on ones poontang.

man! she"s got enough glaze to plaster every pole in t dot with advertising she shure poon glazed me

by steve cryds October 22, 2006

poonatorium

the proverbial "hall" or "venue" in which a male reaches on his extensive and skill crafted journey to find the "poon" and obtain his manhood... A regular series of journeys occur after the "poonatorium" is discovered for the first time.

Manuel rounded second then third base with ease, when suddenly he realized he had reached the doorway of the "poonatorium."

by Sue_z_q October 25, 2006

Poon Shield

(n) a video game console, primarily Xbox 360, that is so addictive you play it instead of hanging out with girls, or going to places where there will be girls.

(v) the act of being behind the poon shield.

(n) Guy 1: Are you goin to hang with us tonight? A lot of girls are going...

Guy 2: Nah man I cant I'm goin to sit behind the poon shield and try to beat the Mages Guild in Oblivion

(v)Guy 1: You going to be at the party tonight?

Guy 2: Nope, I'm goin to be poon shielding it up at home.

by Gee Hippity July 7, 2007

poon rash

Razor burn in the Female genital area

I rather my girlfriend go with the bush, cuz everytime she shaves she gets the poon rash and she won't give me nutin for days.

by Fran-k-bron a.K.a PaKo February 8, 2009

Poon Vomit

The extremely odoriferous, purulent discharge emanating from a vagina. Poon vomit is a clear indicator that the vagina is sick and requires maintenance from certified vagino-mechanic.

Signs that poon vomit are present include a foul odor similar to an open can of tuna left in a Dodge Omni in 95 degree heat for 7 days, frothy accumulation around the vaginal opening that looks Cujo wrapped in panties, and a putrid taste (if you are unlucky enough to have discovered it via oral inspection).

douPoor Mom, she must not be feeling well. She's dripping poon vomit everywhere!

by Rev. Stephen December 7, 2010