1-The pre-game numb is the age old tradition of psyching yourself up for a challenge/ event by wanking off just before you compete. Crucially however, in a true numb the numb-er stops immediately before ejaculation to ensure he is competing at peak motivation and alertness, and is fully psyched up
2-Would make a good band name
2-Would make a good band name
James: Where's Henry, the exam's about to start?
Dan: Dw he's just numbing up he'll make it
James: ah, pre-game numb, smart kid...
Dan: Dw he's just numbing up he'll make it
James: ah, pre-game numb, smart kid...
by rowbot January 23, 2017
Get the pre-game numbmug. 1. A scenario in which one lies down for a nice power nap, but due to an inconvenient erection or horny thoughts, must jerk the gherkin before drifting into a long, restful slumber
2. A masturbation session completed right before a nap, ideally an afternoon nap. This fap sesh is intended to release tension, relax the masturbator, and prepare him for a long, restful nap.
3. Any other sort of fap that comes before a nap
2. A masturbation session completed right before a nap, ideally an afternoon nap. This fap sesh is intended to release tension, relax the masturbator, and prepare him for a long, restful nap.
3. Any other sort of fap that comes before a nap
(Matt) : Dude, you look so well-rested, what's your secret?
(Kai) : I hit that pre-nap fap bro, I feel totally restored. I'm a new man.
(Kai) : I hit that pre-nap fap bro, I feel totally restored. I'm a new man.
by Bing Dang Ow March 5, 2017
Get the pre-nap fapmug. A: Have you seen that Gerhard Richter left Marian Goodman?
B: Is Gerhard Richter still alive?!
A: I wasn’t sure until reading the news. He’s a rare pre-estate artist.
B: Is Gerhard Richter still alive?!
A: I wasn’t sure until reading the news. He’s a rare pre-estate artist.
by freeze_magazine March 11, 2023
Get the pre-estate artistmug. When you carry around an invisible pre-tied noose at all times, then comically jump into if something happens which slightly angers or upsets you.
by Domo Smooth January 6, 2009
Get the Pre-tied Noosemug. by Sriracha-antidote November 2, 2022
Get the Pre Islamic arabiamug. That period before actually getting ousted from your job. In politics this often involves leaking a false resignation story to the media to lay the groundwork for the real firing a few days later.
by Shuaman September 24, 2018
Get the pre-firemug. A pre-med student who acts like a doctor but hasnt gotten in to medical school and probably never will.
by LKO August 14, 2006
Get the pre-med dickmug.