Pre-Asshole

When a random person nearly oversteps his or her physical or emotional bounds when doing normal tasks such as driving.

C: 'What the hell is that guy up to in the car in front of us?'

B: 'He is just exercising his pre-asshole rights!'

by thtplc July 22, 2010

Pre-mature E-betulation

When playing Texas Hold em, someone places a bet before their turn.

Dude, it is my bet. That is such a pre-mature E-betulation.

by TX-BWC August 19, 2010

pre-mariticide

The killing of one's future husband.

John had finally driven Mary to the point where she considered committing pre-mariticide.

by littlenightangel July 30, 2011

Pre Fuck Dinner

Also know as a PFD. It's not a date, it's a dinner given out to a soon to be sexual partner just before getting it in. Usually given to women of the slutty disposition, the worth of Pre Fuck Dinners are proportional to how one values the person one will dine with, or even just their genitalia.

Jon: *brings out iPhone and shows Alex picture of super hot chick* I'm going on a date with Sarah tonight.
Alex: This is no date! That chick is fucking hot! Best not get her a Happy Meal on this Pre Fuck Dinner, otherwise you'll never bone her.

by Wigglytuft What Whaaaaaat? December 27, 2011

pre-bell

Taking a poop before eating Taco Bell to try to prevent the diarrhea that usually ensues a Taco Bell meal. This bold strategy hopes to clear out the stomach and intestines of the customer to make way for the delicious yet dangerous food.

Friend #1: You going to order first?
Friend #2: No dude, I need to pre-bell.
Friend #1: Good idea, I pre-belled earlier.

by papadoc July 2, 2012

Pre-Thanks

When someone thanks you for a job, action, help that has not even been started. Now you are obliged to carry out the action for them.

The teacher pre-thanks the technician during their text conversation:

Teacher: My Computer is going crazy. It is shutting down and flickering sporadically.

Technician: OK, I will be there later today to take a look.

Teacher: Oh, Thank you so much!

by CAR1999 December 20, 2012

pre-tard

it's that state of being RIGHT before you go full retard.....

While he was watching the ball game, little did George know that he was pre-tarded. He only realized AFTER he was hit in the head with the ball that things would never be the same.......

by Quills13 September 7, 2013