Poking the Panini

When a human male pokes or flicks his penis to become erect.

"Hey Dan, what did you do last night."
"Nothing much, man. Just poking the panini."

by Frogmilkmann December 21, 2017

Poke the Pineapple

When one uses their phallus to poke another person's butt cheeks, but ends up prodding their sphincter instead

Person 1: Did Barry "poke the pineapple"?
Person 2: Yes, and he took our friendship to a whole new level...
Person 1: So he's out of the friendzone?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes

by GrizzlyArsenal July 12, 2018

Pokes fans

Fans of Oklahoma State University athletics teams. The butt-fuckinest, most annoying wanna be redneck fans found in the state of Oklahoma. They are located around the shitty little town of Stillwater. Most people would rather wipe their asses with 1-ply toilet paper than live in that shit box town for more than the 4 years required. The Pokes are the red-headed step sibling to Sooners fans and are subpar in every sport except wrestling.

I’d rather root for the Cleveland Browns than be Pokes fans.

by SportsGuy119 January 30, 2018

Poke

It's a slang used in parts of America and the murder and drug capital of Canada (Winnipeg) and referred to being stabbed or dabbed

Hey man I don't care if you do that shit jus no rigs man I'll give you a poke

by Daoldjunkieondatconer May 10, 2019

Pull Poke

(Verb)
When you put tacks in your friend’s pull up bar.

Bro, why do you have holes in your hands?
Oh, because someone pull poked me.

by hot man ass September 21, 2017