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chinese pickle

When a woman blows you while taking a shit.
Martha just gave me a chinese pickle.
by desiato January 26, 2006
mugGet the chinese picklemug.

pickle smoocher

a slang term for a cocksucker, homo, faggot,
Your a pickle smoocher. Yeah, i noticed you checkin out that guys ass, what are you a picklesmoocher. You got to be a picklesmoocher if you like speedo's on a guy.
by shwazwaz July 23, 2006
mugGet the pickle smoochermug.

Coochie Pickle

Any store bought or homegrown garden variety cucumber that can be used for personal pleasure
The vegetable drawer of the fridge is a great place to store your coochie pickle.
by FDOT February 22, 2017
mugGet the Coochie Picklemug.

Pickle Sniffer

Someone who “sniffs pickles”. Part of the LGBTQ community.
Look at that pickle sniffer over there! All frolicky and jubilant. He’s probably one of those queermosexuals!
by Hold em off Harry September 18, 2018
mugGet the Pickle Sniffermug.

fart pickle

When you're having anal sex with someone, and they fart on your dick.
Seth: "Dude I was fucking makayla last night and she gave me a fart pickle!"
Connor: " Luckyyyy!"
by Connor&Seth November 15, 2017
mugGet the fart picklemug.

bent pickle

Madison, Elizabeth and Makayla though Ben Foust was a bent pickle .
by Makayla and Jason April 28, 2017
mugGet the bent picklemug.

Pompeii Pickle

An agregiously shameful sex act involving a very drunk, whorish girlfriend, a tube of Mentos and a diet coke. The girlfriend is positioned face down on the bed (or may be already passed out this way) and several of the Mentos are manipulated into her ass, accompanied by a string of low, drunken moans. The man positions himself carefully and loudly declares "I am the God Vesuvius" as he pours diet coke into her anus and rams it home with his pecker. The resulting epic eruption brings about destruction of undeniable historical significance.
"What the hell is wrong with Matt? Ian told me that he gave that carnie girl the pompeii pickle the other night on his couch. The whole apartment smells like shit and cabbage."
by TheLargeBreast March 1, 2014
mugGet the Pompeii Picklemug.

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