Nigerian perch

To shove a perch (a type of fish) up someone’s ass hole and thrust it until the perch flares its fins and stabs the victims ass hole, acting like a barb

Yo!! Theres a perch stuck up that brat’s ass hole because Lightning M’coon gave him a nigerian perch!!!

by Darkening m’coon December 4, 2025

Can of Peaches

The best weed ever, smells like a mix between canned peaches and jesus' ball sweat. Its especially great when gabe packs a fat bowl.

Hey can you get me some of that can of peaches?
No fuck your mother

by Lilzisdashit October 14, 2011

go pick some peaches

A nice way to tell someone to fuck off.

Me: darrell go pick some peaches.

by Atomicwhiteboy!!! October 13, 2017

Doing the 'Peaches'

To stomp one's foot at the beginning of every sentence followed by a long "Fuckkinnnn" and finish every sentence by dragging out the end of the last word.

*STOMP* "Fuckiiinnnn I'm doing the 'peaches', it's the beeeesssttt"

by BabySamWalton June 4, 2018

Joshua Lavon muthafuckin Parcher

the love of my life

Joshua Lavon muthafuckin Parcher is hot and has a dog named duke.

by elgatohuffingtonpost6969 April 13, 2018

Ninety eight percent

Just barely made the cut

She’s 98.5% your seriously lucky dude

Your friend is ninety eight percent

by Samosaswiththamostas August 23, 2018

the two percent

the percent of the U.S. population that is jewish

Abe belongs to the two percent, so does Sol.

by 7298 September 11, 2020