candy packed

Some one who has a lot of cocaine.

"Is that a lot of cocaine?" "Yes, you donkey brained bastard I'm candy packed!"

by d0nkey brainz September 13, 2017

candy packed

A pistol loaded with cocaine.

"Yo, are you packin man?" "Yeah, my glock is candy packed full of cocaine!"

by d0nkey brainz September 13, 2017

john parker

the guy who decided to search up his own full name

Reading this out loud “John Parker, the guy who decided to search up his own full name“

by Anonymous.2 August 26, 2018

The pacer test

Hell

The pacer test SUCKS ass

by Holtzmann June 9, 2019

Peter Parker

Dickwad

*Flash Thompson to Peter Parker*
“Wassup dickwad”

by ThanosRectum July 13, 2019

Mya Parker

Really annoying. Looks exactly like Lovely Peaches. Is in love with Paige. Her bestiieee is Talula Dawn. Likes to fuck Uber Drivers and old men. Owns an IPod 3. Eats her waz.

Mya Parker is a whore. I can’t believe Mya Parker is cheating on Paige with Talula!!!

by Donald Trumps Mistress December 19, 2019

william parker

lanky piece of poo

dont be a william parker

by notafruitydon February 10, 2020