Pudding

A phrase commonly used by grandmas. I'm sure your grandma calls you this.
Not to be confused with the delightful dessert.

Harley Quinn also calls the Joker this.

Grandma: It's good to see you, pudding!
Me: Grandma I told you to stop calling me that...

by CranberryKing January 16, 2017

Christmas pudding

Spunking over a solid poo.

Poo = pudding
Spunk = icing on top

Example: Steve, did you just go for a Christmas pudding?

by SEOMyers October 28, 2021

applesauce pudding

What happens when a group abuses someone in a way most think impossible and so neurologically abusive she constantly tries to take her own life. They do this so they can put an ear of corn in her mouth the wrong way whenever they want and get away with it.

They decided her brain goes to applesauce pudding, we need a good scapegoat that has a rewind, delete button. No monitor, no problem.

by swellsoundsthatkill April 12, 2022

pucker pudding

Shit. Matter that comes from your pucker hole.

"I just walked across my lawn and stepped in a pile of your asshole dog's pucker pudding."

by Tuggernauts July 25, 2020

Blood pudding

When you fuck a women on her period and dip in her vagina and her ass making a sloppy bloody pudding mixing the blood and poo from her ass.

Last night I made some of the best blood pudding with my girl friend.

by shovel breaker May 25, 2022

Pud

Someone who has all the normal features of an average human with the exception of the speed at which the main computer processes data.

Did you see that pud walk into the rotating door the wrong way?

by Sewperman January 22, 2024

Pudding Booty

Also knows as Jello Booty, Pudding Booty, or "puddin booty" describes a girl's butt, not usually muscular in nature, that can shake with minimal effort. Usually has dimples when grabbed, but useful tool for "twerking". Also see "Ham Sammich" and/or "Motor boating down south".

1. "Do you like Pudding booty?" "No they just don't look athletic, and they just jiggle too much."
2. "I'm gona ham sammich the shit out of that Puddin booty"
3. "that stripper is hot, but she has pudding booty, so I'm not a fan"
4. "Did you see the ass on that girl? She has epic Pudding booty...shit shakes for days!"

by Ninly January 30, 2015