Cool Ranch Pudding

I was sitting on the bench at the bus stop when a homeless man snuck up on me from behind and deposited his cool ranch pudding on my shoulder.

by CowboyChance February 27, 2021

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PUD

The kind of person who orders pasta at a pizza place. A total failure of a person.

"Check out that dude over there ordering spaghetti like a fucking PUD."

by WhiteYeezus April 11, 2015

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Dirty Squirty Yorkshire Pudding

Making a Yorkshire pudding batter both with the cum of a virile Disney Dad, and the squirted juices of a lady. The Yorkshire pudding is thereafter cooked in the oven, then eaten with the fingers of both the male and female from whence the pudding came.

Dirty Squirty Yorkshire Pudding

What did you do last night?
Made a Dirty Squirty toad in the hole. De-lish.....

by Disney Dad May 4, 2022

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Pudding feet

Perfect feet for a smooth dance.

« Wow! This man has pudding feet!

by Bri2022 April 26, 2022

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applesauce pudding

What happens when a group abuses someone in a way most think impossible and so neurologically abusive she constantly tries to take her own life. They do this so they can put an ear of corn in her mouth the wrong way whenever they want and get away with it.

They decided her brain goes to applesauce pudding, we need a good scapegoat that has a rewind, delete button. No monitor, no problem.

by swellsoundsthatkill April 12, 2022

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Pudding

A phrase commonly used by grandmas. I'm sure your grandma calls you this.
Not to be confused with the delightful dessert.

Harley Quinn also calls the Joker this.

Grandma: It's good to see you, pudding!
Me: Grandma I told you to stop calling me that...

by CranberryKing January 16, 2017

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