by rickkkk astleyyyy October 30, 2020
Get the i'm at a poolmug. Hey max did you just get out of the pool.yah what’s wrong.did you fart ,yes,that’s a pool fart that’s nasty your gonna smell like that all day.
by Dwippy goat October 11, 2022
Get the Pool fartmug. The gross brown/green water that can collect at the bottom of a toilet brush holder over time due to a lack of basic cleaning.
Oh man, I had a 3 " deep Farage pool in the base of my toilet brush holder, I had to dump it down the toilet and disinfect the entire bathroom!
by Greased ferret March 4, 2023
Get the Farage poolmug. 
Get the A Poolmug. Look at Sean over there. He’s having a backyard summer pool party with his uni students from his Asian fashion class he teaches. He’s so happy. What a pool noodle!
by Bowslosski December 15, 2023
Get the Pool noodlemug. Massey park pools located in Papakura, South Auckland full of snotty kids, pedo adults, and the odd gang member. You will find the odd couple who can’t sit together in their own house, so they come to the pools to make love in the baby pool, and leave used condoms in the changing rooms. They now charge $3 to jump off into the pool, where the Lifegaurds don’t give two shits abt whose got bands or not, because the girls are just tryna get in the pants with one of the regulars. The pools r always getting closed bc parents don’t know how to take their stink arse kids out the water, instead let them shit bricks in all the pools. The workers take their time cleaning this, because instead they suck each other off in the backroom. They got shitty music taste and needa get a life instead of standing there talking shit on their walkie-talkies. Every weekend you will see a fight of some hoodrats ragdolling outside by the stadium, not entertaining they can’t throw one good hit. If you wanna know how to get free bands just go in the bins and find them, then go to a staff member and say that your band feel off and you need a new one, thank me later. Or just try rizz up the lifeguards and they’ll be sure to let you through and also slide their @ in ur phone while they’re at it.
Person 1: “ yo bro wanna head down to massey park pools?”
Person2: “nah g last time I was there I got kicked out for bombing”
Person 1: “ oh f*** man who cares man I’m tryna sasa a girl there”.
Person2: “nah g last time I was there I got kicked out for bombing”
Person 1: “ oh f*** man who cares man I’m tryna sasa a girl there”.
by kurahard298 February 28, 2023
Get the massey park poolsmug. Meaning after you have intercourse and the man cums in the woman she goes to urinate as the cum drips out usually
by Marleybarbie98 April 27, 2022
Get the Taking the kids to the poolmug.