Pencildick logic

An irrational way of thinking and problem solving generally used by neck bearded cellar dwellers with small penises.

Using your pencildick logic, "2+2 = 5 " and " it's not the size of the ship, but the motion of the lotion" are true and correct statements

by Professor gouddick March 6, 2019

Peni

Much like cacti is used when multiple dicks are out. This is just another way to say dicks.

At the glory holes there was 7 peni pointing towards the one room

by Kitty257 March 6, 2019

Peni

The plural form of a penis

I like white boy peni.

by a: hoe March 16, 2019

Peniale region

This is where the property of the Male sucks and fucks.

I was with my property and she sucked my peniale region

by Aliazer Alicea March 21, 2019

Pencil sailor

An extreme slamming procedure in drug culture. A male who injects drugs, most commonly methamphetamine, into a vein in his penis slang: pencil" to induce a dopamine intoxication trance. To discover "unexplored waters" of the psyche slang: sailor. Considered a ritual by some participants, it is usually followed by immediate intercourse.

Client: How you like getting high?
Money Boy: I like pencil sailors.
Client: Intravenous?
Money Boy: Nods in the affirmative
Client aside: This rent boy is dangerous.

by rethinker May 6, 2019

Pencil

the only weapon that is allowed in school.

"I just stabbed a student with my pencil."

by bean chan May 8, 2019

Pencilnecking

Term for a person who is balls deep in your business, in which case you’d want to snap their neck like a pencil.

This guy in the seat behind me is pencilnecking me, imma finna break his aorta.

by conman4298 June 5, 2019