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sad onion

Slang for a child aged 0-3 years.
2-year-old child: WAAAAH!
Jacob: Go back to your mum, you sad onion.
by ThomasWithoutAQ October 28, 2024
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Onion trauma

Therapeutic diagnosis of individual/individuals who have suffered multiple layers of traumatic events either from one catastrophic event or multiple layers of trauma over the course of a lifetime.
Mark has suffered onion trauma when his house burned down and he not only lost all his home along with all his material worldly possessions but he lost his wife and children while also being injured himself being the only survivor.

Cindy suffers from onion trauma because she was left by her mother at an early age and then suffered losing a child of her own to addiction.

Term coined by Cathy Murillo
by Cathy Murillo February 22, 2025
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stank onion

a conversation that doesn't actually end, but dies from a lack of cohesiveness
person a:
why is he in a garbage bin?
person b:
the blue bin represents osama bin laden
person a:
why does he reach around the first time to take out his eyes, but not to put them back?
person b:
the fruits nearby convey a sense of rotten nature, our own rotten nature
that the internal hands then lead us to by placing the eyes INSIDE the bin
person a:
why does he put them back at all if he doesn't want to see anymore?
person b:
so the bin is laden with eyes
person c:
And the wheel represents mankind's instinctive drive towards progress
person a:
at first i was like "bin laden... weak"
but now
person b:
it is a soup ad, actually
I think we found the subject of our first song...
person c:
Soup?
person a:
no — Vancouver
person c:
I think the ad worked
person a:
is there a name for a conversation that doesn't really end, it just dies from lack of cohesiveness?
person b:
stank onion
by dankorstank May 11, 2016
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Dumpster Onion

It’s a nasty ass old bubble gum pussy but for some reason you still want to taste it
I would eat that dumpster onion!

It was a single wide full of dumpster onions
by BYG$ August 15, 2024
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Onion Peel

Someone who screws up the simplest of tasks out of selfishness or ignorance, and ruins a good time for everyone.
That asshole Charles is such an onion peel. All he had to do was follow us to the party and he ended up knocking on the next door neighbors house in the middle of the night. The cops got called and kicked us all out.
by Parses May 16, 2017
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Onion

The Wishek Penitentiary System State Wrestling Champions
by Lil’Bandit September 20, 2019
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What The Onion

A popular phrase, commonly used by teenagers. The word "Onion" in this context means a superior being. "Onion" may be used to replace hard swears like "f*ck" or "h*ll"
What The Onion was that guy thinking? He could've gotten us killed!
by JustJonnika December 4, 2024
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