Onion

A vegetable that tastes peculiar
It can be peeled and used as an ingredient
Also if u cut it like an idiot, it retaliates and blinds you

Onions have layers

-Shrek

by Intellectual Minecrafter July 14, 2019

Noodley Onions

The white noodley onion tasting things in a Western Chinese takeaway's Chow Mein

Wow these noodley onions taste really weird!

by Dabmaster9000 October 8, 2018

Onion Jarvis

The man who can eat a raw onion without crying.

Your a onion Jarvis you like.

by Nrick Bocia January 31, 2023

Beefy Onion

Moldy squishy penis that catches you by surprise

Dude, did you see Jeremy's beefy onion?

by What8888 March 10, 2017

Ogres Are Onions

A sarcastic idiom that is used to mock a person or people that think they understand a certain concept.

Person A: Oh I see! So quantum physics is basically advanced physics!
Person B: Ah yes, Ogres Are Onions... It's not.. You.. You can't simplify it that much my dude...

by MAJE_4 November 14, 2021

Onion ring

THE HOLY GRAIL FOR FAT FUCKERS THAT LIVE IN THERE MOMS BASEMANT

im fat i use onion rings as wedding rings

by !"£$%^&8U January 24, 2020

Onion rootter

Someone who wants to die

You’re an onion rootter, stop taking knives!

by A coco July 1, 2022