Onion

1. To be an onion one must continuously trash talk others while knowing full well that they are incapable of doing the same thing.

2. The act of being an absolute bellend.

John is such a fucking onion.

by SV23 May 15, 2018

Lorde's Onion Rings Account

In 2017, Lorde's secret onion ring account on Instagram (OnionRingsWorldwide) - where she rated onion rings she tried - was exposed. She confirmed it was her on The Tonight Show.

Person 1: "Do you remember Lorde's Onion Rings Account?"
Person 2: *shudders* "That's when we turned to the dark timeline."

by girlfrontbyloona January 31, 2022

Butt Onion

A butt onion is someone that absolutely sucks

Man Jacob’s a Butt Onion

by $@muraibeñdy January 27, 2021

Found Onion

a piece intended to be read without mirth but that could easily be published in The Onion; accidental satire

There are so many unintentional sexual puns in this article that it's hard to take it seriously. It's a Found Onion.

by schmub October 16, 2014

Onion

$100, usually in the form of a white casino chip. Frequently used by gamblers trying to borrow money.

“Yo, let me hold an onion until tomorrow.”

by Snowflake2.0 June 16, 2019

Onion rootter

Someone who wants to die

You’re an onion rootter, stop taking knives!

by A coco July 1, 2022

Spaghetti Onion

An unnecessarily complex analogy illustrating the intricacies of solving complex problems.

Trying to figure out Medicare is like a spaghetti onion. It’s when you’re peeling the onion to reveal the spaghetti inside, only to get through all the spaghetti and to reveal more onion.

by That girl 77 November 9, 2023