Ham & Jam

British equivalent of ejaculate & evacuate, & others. The term is used when one penetrates another & then leaves them.

Ron went out to the bar at 9PM, met a girl, went into her apartment, & made the Ham & Jam after 1 hour of getting behind pleasure.

by MaleHandle February 27, 2020

charity jam

fucking someone else that is below your standards in order to do them a favor or lift their spirits.

dude i had a charity jam last night with the fat HR chick.

by coug09 June 17, 2011

jam towel

An Urban title for a tampon

Judy, you got a jam towel; it's my time of the month?

by I-Have-No-Name! January 18, 2009

Jam Kid

that weird kid in primary school who would open their jam sandwich and scoop the jam off into their little jam hands and eat it.

You need to clean your hands, you look like the fucking jam kid

by Beffney June 4, 2020

Jam Pudding

When you're having intercourse with a woman on her period, you then proceed to pull out, place penis in her mouth, and allow her to suck all the blood off of it.

"aww mate, she loved her Jam Pudding last night."

by jampudding May 5, 2016

Jellyfish Jam

A song that should be played at EVERY PARTY ON FULL BLAST where dancing is involved to get people out on the dance floor. It's also a song that people play on loop for 12 hours either after befriending a jellyfish, or if they're just hanging out with their pet.

Dude, I went to the wedding reception last night, and they played Jellyfish Jam on full blast! That party was off the fucking hook! I was already pretty drunk at that point, but after that, I drank some more, stumbled to my hotel room after the party was over, and passed out, not even bothering to take my dress off and put on my pajamas. God, I'm just super hungover right now.

by Failurebitch June 23, 2023

Clam Jam

With a variety of clam, from the Bearded Clam to the Soft Shell Smooth Clam, many Clams can be found with Clam Jam. Clam Jam is a buildup of male ejaculation, that becomes engulfed in the clams natural frothy excretion, causing both to solidify into Clam Jam. Clam Jam can be identified on these Clams based on texture, and jello like texture. This makes for a wholesome snack on crackers when obtained freshly from the Clam. Most Women quite enjoy the Clam Jam spread on crackers with a cold glass of pink Moscato.

Jenny's clam was spewing Clam Jam, so I made her Clam Jam Crackers with a glass of Moscato.

by Peter R Wong January 29, 2021