Oh boy everyone hide your ankles with your bite proof socks. P.S. tkh says he is a ho ass shi talker. He likes sucking dick from behind the balls. And loved to sniff your taint at night. And shoves fingers up butts and licks em like popsicles. Thas all folks…
by NBAH YUNGBOAH November 20, 2023
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The Guardian columnist suffers from Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome - this explains why he downplayed Hamas 7/10 massacre whilst rallying against Israel defending herself to prevent more massacres
by anonymous November 29, 2023
Get the Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome mug.A lying fucking moron. They dont know how to do anything but feel bad for themselves because they fuck everything up. They victimize themselves and refuse to accept that they ARE the bad guy.
Person: Owen, stop making me out to be the bad guy. I didnt do anything and you know it.
Owen: i dont care because life revolves around me
Owen: i dont care because life revolves around me
by Strawberrysortcake;3 December 5, 2023
Get the Owen mug.A lying fucking moron. They dont know how to do anything but feel bad for themselves because they fuck everything up. They victimize themselves and refuse to accept that they ARE the bad guy.
Person: Owen, stop making me out to be the bad guy. I didnt do anything and you know it.
Owen: i dont care because life revolves around me
Owen: i dont care because life revolves around me
by Strawberrysortcake;3 December 5, 2023
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Get the owen gordon mug.O dog is one of the good ones. He has a big smile and heart. He also has a big pooper and dooter. He is also obsessed with stuff animals and has a nice head of hair.
Owen Bennett, o dog, wow you have a nice head of hair it's almost as thick as your pooper. His smile is big, bot not as big as his heart or his stuffed animal collection. He's the best you'll ever have...dooter dooter
by hankthetank123 December 18, 2023
Get the owen bennett mug.Someone who is insanely intelligent and works just as hard. He takes the hardest classes and always breezes through them and everyone wonders how he did it. Everyone definitely knows he’s going to win some kind of Nobel prize in his lifetime. He reads Hemingway and Machiavelli for fun and likes to have deep philosophical discussions about theories he is interested in.
He has a bizarre sense of humor, but he always makes everyone laugh. He can turn an awkward, sour conversation into something hilarious and memorable. He knows how to poke fun at others without being outright rude. Sometimes he makes a stupid joke and thinks he’s funny, but it’s still funny because he thinks he is.
His smile is contagious and he lights up every room he walks in. His stupid little grin is bound to put a smile on everyone’s face. He has the face of a runway model but doesn’t know it yet. All the girls want him, he’s just that admirable.
Everyone would be lucky to have an Owen in their life; they make the world simply brighter.
He has a bizarre sense of humor, but he always makes everyone laugh. He can turn an awkward, sour conversation into something hilarious and memorable. He knows how to poke fun at others without being outright rude. Sometimes he makes a stupid joke and thinks he’s funny, but it’s still funny because he thinks he is.
His smile is contagious and he lights up every room he walks in. His stupid little grin is bound to put a smile on everyone’s face. He has the face of a runway model but doesn’t know it yet. All the girls want him, he’s just that admirable.
Everyone would be lucky to have an Owen in their life; they make the world simply brighter.
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