nut rag

A moist towel used to clean semen off of one's nut sack

I'll use my embroidered nut rag to clean this chowder off my balls.

by June 13, 2016

Deez Nuts

1.)A very popular vine that started out as a prank call.
2.)a way to annoy someone when asking a question; used by idiots

Person 1) do you like imagine dragons
Person 2) Ya
Person 1) well imagine dragging Deez Nuts across yo face!!!!
Person 2) *facepalm* idiot
Person 1) HA GOT EEM

by 😎awesomeness 😎 August 27, 2015

dead nuts

Completely level or plumb. A definition used in the construction trades.

After I laid the porch steps I checked them with my level and they were dead nuts!

by Nate Pesci July 12, 2006

huge nut

a very large nut

thats a fucking huge nut boy

by huge nut July 09, 2016

Nut dunk

The act of lowering one's testicles into a particularly hot bowl of soup of your choosing.

Fuck, Brad just nut dunked his french onion soup!

by Tyree Alleyne Balls September 22, 2009

No Nut Eve

Represents the last day of October. Before the start of No Nut November.

Last round guys, Its No Nut Eve

by FlowFi October 29, 2019

non-nuts

A vagina.

That woman is such a bitch. Someone should kick her in the non-nuts.

by SelfishMotives July 11, 2008