The Beer Standard

The beer standard is a scale for measuring the attractiveness of an individual. The measurement is made in beers, for how many beers it would take to make a person look like a perfect 10. For example a perfect 10 would be a 0 on the Beer Standard Scale(BSS for short).

This scale does away with the ambiguity that is inherent within the "out of ten" scale.

That girl you hooked up with last night was about a 4 on the beer standard scale

by Richard Butkus January 13, 2013

Trophy Beer

A beer awarded to yourself after any accomplishment.

"I get a Trophy Beer for having a good run!"

by Run4Beer January 25, 2007

Trunk Beer

A trunk beer is a rare form of beer, which for reasons passing understanding, has been aged (forgotten about) in a friend’s trunk only to reappear and become highly desirable when booze is scarce. Common trunk beers include Miller Lite, Bud Light, Keystone Light, and PBR.

Hatham showed up late to the game and forgot beer so we had to break into a fresh case of trunk beer Weston had in his car.

by John Skinz December 18, 2012

beer clock

The level of beer in the last pitcher or glass, that determines when it's time to leave the bar or restaurant. i.e., when it's empty it's time to go -- and not before. (Obviously the beer clock can be reset by ordering another pitcher/glass.)

Child: Dad when are we going to go?
Dad: When the beer clock says so (pointing at the pitcher that isn't empty)!

by mmcg1 October 14, 2015

Beer Moth

1: Someone, usually an alcoholic, who goes around trying to grab unattended and unfinished drinks in a bar or other drinking premises.

2 (literal definition): A moth that has fallen into your beer and drowned.

1: "Damnit Nathan, your stepmom's a beer moth! She drank my drink whilst I was on the crapper!"

2: "Aw, a moth just drowned in my drink. Better put the lil' guy in the bin."

by BSRaven January 5, 2009

Spirit Beer

It's your beer, your go-to, the one that's going to be for you, always, tried and true, never fail, never let you down, the one you pick out every single time, if it's available, that's what you're getting, hands down, uplifts your spirits, your quintessential beer.

Yo, what beer did Megan want?

Dude, you know she's always getting that IPA, it's her spirit beer.

by scottyclaymore February 18, 2023

Yard Beers

Cold, crisp busch lattes best enjoyed shirtless. Frequently drank in the front yard

"boys, sigma nu yard beers?"

by elongatedtonytheile March 22, 2023