van woman

A female who is VERY creepy and usually don't talk to many people. Because of that, what does she do after school?

Guy 1 - Holy shit, have you seen Becka? She's a van woman.
Guy 2 - Yea, she is...

by ZackyZack October 23, 2017

Oyster woman

Someone who likes pussy

Man, you’re such and oyster woman.

by Smartypanties07 December 27, 2017

Florida woman

Kiara

Oh my god did you see that crazy lady using alligator foreskin for her field hockey grip? Yeah that’s Florida woman

by fcjellybean October 25, 2022

Tit woman

Jennifer Lopez

'' Hey, who's the celeb, who always shows off her tits?"
'' Oh, you don't know her?" It's Jlo, Jennifer Lopez, Tit Woman."

by KidLAROI2020 August 21, 2022

woman tax

the universal phenomenon where women are paid back for all the abuse they take from men by getting money and gifts from sugar daddies and simps

woman: wow i’m glad i got the woman tax today!
man: women have it so easy!
woman: not my fault men are simps!

by yngmdz November 16, 2020

Stat woman

A woman that date men based on their job and especially their bank account to compensate for their failing retail career. A stat woman trademark is bragging about other woman about how successful their husband/boyfriend are and how they are geniuses for seducing them. Unlike a gold digger, a stat woman actually want to have a serious relationship but as soon as their partners started failing they will be the first one to jump the ship.

men 1 : Hey what you think about that girl.
men 2 : Omg no she is a stat woman, you need to be at least an engineer to date her.
men 1 : Jesus Christ no I hate those people.

by the one who spout the truth September 15, 2021

woman hoarder

a man who holds onto ex's no matter how they treated him. holds onto each one in case he gets bored and needs a companion for social events or physical needs. 'collects' them such as a hoarder and doesn't let go. He may go back and forth between them and even a current girlfriend/spouse as well.

Jim was with his ex Valerie last night for a bootycall. Now he just made plans to go to the concert tomorrow night with his ex Debra while his girlfriend is out of town. Could he be anymore of a woman hoarder?

by mrsatc2013 February 4, 2014