Sex: its this thing that has become meaningless to people over time; the act or acts of consemation between "partners" or "lovers" commonly between two people, those being a male and a female, but in some other cases "sex" can include more than just two peoples... but thats a whole other fucked (ha, se what i did there, "fucked" 😂) up thing called "group sex" or more commonly known as an "orgy" which is the act of four or more people fucking (or more complicatedly, having sex) in the same room often "tagging off" and switching partners (these get togethers can also be more commonly reffered to as "swinger parties")... which if im being completely honest here, are kinda fucking (i did it again😂, dying inside send help please) weird and often smell like some fuckin sewer ass or some shit, but yeah basically thats only a small portion of sex rounded up into this long ass paragragh that i cant seem to end. I almost wonder if its the ADHD... wait what is this i here... you guys dont know what ADHD is? Well basically ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder) is the best thing ever cause one idea sprouts out into another idea and then that idea sprouts out into another idea, and then that idea into like 3 or 4 different ideas and its fucking great... untill the doctors start persribing a bunch of random shit to you to see what will help you be more fucking "normal" like seriously what the fuck even is normal and... wait what were we talking about?
Damnit Aaron this is why you take your fucking adderall, cause when you don't you start giving weird fucking definitions to things like sex...
by raypec.adderall.kidd September 17, 2018
Get the sexmug. by Jawohl Mein Fuhrer April 19, 2009
Get the sexmug. I pushed him on the bed, as I rubbed his crotch. I stripped and got naked. Sex time.
“Like what you see.” I bit my lip.
“Damn babe. You’re so fucking hot.” He pushed my head down meaning he was about to cum. He pulled my head all the way down and his creamy, warm, salty cum came out. I made sure to suck all of it.
“Now it’s my turn to please you.” He licked his lips.
All you could see was lust.
He pulled my by my side and pushed my against the bed. He hand cuffed me onto the bed.
“Kinky, babe. I like it.” I laughed as he was playing with my pussy.
He rubbed his fingers back and forth, then he stuck 3 fingers inside of me. I arched my back.
He fingered me up and down. So fast and hard I was about to cum.
“Cum for me baby, CUM!” He went in one last time as I came so fucking hard.
He grabbed his dick and shoved it inside of me.
“Ohh Ahh.” I moaned as his 9 inch cocked came in and out if me.
“Oh yeah. You little slut. You love it when I fuck you don’t you.” He slapped me.
“Yes daddy. More! More!” I screamed.
It felt so good that I broke free from the hand cuffs and scratched his back.
“Fuck me baby! Fuck me daddy.” He put his hands on my neck.
“Choke me daddy!” I stared at him with lust.
“I’m about to cum baby.” He told me as he went in deeper, hitting my G- spot.
“Oh yeah right.... there!” He came inside of me.
He came in me so hard I got pregnant.
{9 months later}
“Look at our beautiful baby boy.” I kissed him.
“Time for another.” I rubbed his crotch.
“Like what you see.” I bit my lip.
“Damn babe. You’re so fucking hot.” He pushed my head down meaning he was about to cum. He pulled my head all the way down and his creamy, warm, salty cum came out. I made sure to suck all of it.
“Now it’s my turn to please you.” He licked his lips.
All you could see was lust.
He pulled my by my side and pushed my against the bed. He hand cuffed me onto the bed.
“Kinky, babe. I like it.” I laughed as he was playing with my pussy.
He rubbed his fingers back and forth, then he stuck 3 fingers inside of me. I arched my back.
He fingered me up and down. So fast and hard I was about to cum.
“Cum for me baby, CUM!” He went in one last time as I came so fucking hard.
He grabbed his dick and shoved it inside of me.
“Ohh Ahh.” I moaned as his 9 inch cocked came in and out if me.
“Oh yeah. You little slut. You love it when I fuck you don’t you.” He slapped me.
“Yes daddy. More! More!” I screamed.
It felt so good that I broke free from the hand cuffs and scratched his back.
“Fuck me baby! Fuck me daddy.” He put his hands on my neck.
“Choke me daddy!” I stared at him with lust.
“I’m about to cum baby.” He told me as he went in deeper, hitting my G- spot.
“Oh yeah right.... there!” He came inside of me.
He came in me so hard I got pregnant.
{9 months later}
“Look at our beautiful baby boy.” I kissed him.
“Time for another.” I rubbed his crotch.
by Jfksnvna June 17, 2019
Get the Sexmug. You would probably regret looking this up to get horny from definitions. I might also regret writing this
by fc2078 January 4, 2021
Get the sexmug. I was having the worst day at work and I was just happy to be going home. I opened my front door and my saw my boyfriend Tom sitting on the sofa. "Hey Claire" He says. "You look upset....Whats Wrong" I sigh and say "Bad day at work." He grins and says I can fix that" He pulls of his shirt and pulls me down on the sofa. We start to make-out and I get so excited I shove my hand down the front of his pants. He gasps and pulls of my shirt and bra. He stops kissing me and sucks my tits. By now I'm so horny I pull of his pants and we start to make-out some more. I love the feel of his tongue in my mouth. He pulls off my pants and stares in surprise. I never wear panties but he didn't know that till now. He pulls off his boxers and I give him the best blow job ever. I make sure to swallow all his cum. He shivers with pleasure. I climb up on top of him and sit on his hips. He guides his penis inside of me and I start to bounce up and down. Having him inside of me feels amazing. I continue to bounce up and down as he reaches up and rubs my boobs. Suddenly I feel him flutter my g-spot. I don't want him to stop, so i say "Tom, baby, don't stop!" So he doesn't. He flips me over and lays on me, and starts pumping. Then he hits my g-spot and I scream from the major orgasm. He continues to pump harder and faster. It was the best sex ever!
by rassgsfdsfgsdg February 5, 2020
Get the Sexmug. Male Kid 1: Hey, lets search up random things in the Urban Dictionary
Female Kid 1: Sure, search up star wars
Male Kid 1: *searches up star wars in the UD* hey look whats in the related words section
Female Kid 1: What
Male Kid 1: sex
*both stick their tongues out in disgust*
Female Kid 1: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOU DO THIIIIIIISSSSS
Female Kid 1: Sure, search up star wars
Male Kid 1: *searches up star wars in the UD* hey look whats in the related words section
Female Kid 1: What
Male Kid 1: sex
*both stick their tongues out in disgust*
Female Kid 1: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOU DO THIIIIIIISSSSS
by DogeKing III May 17, 2016
Get the Sexmug.