third joke

When someones continues a joke until it is no longer funny. If someone makes a third joke you should scream "THIRD JOKE" and take extreme pity on them.
Is it not obvious enough? Do you really NEED an example for a third joke?
by Michelle Coburn October 20, 2006
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Drummer Joke

A certain style of joke that refers to the most important, yet the most undermined, member of a band, the drummer
Dude: "Wanna hear a drummer joke?"

Drummer: "yeahh sure"

Dude: "What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?"

Drummer: "what?"

Dude: "homeless"
by Izzy Wizzy Lets Get Busy August 24, 2008
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broke joke

A joke that quite simply isn't funny, or that was once funny but not anymore.
John: What do you call a TV hovering in the dark?
Bill: Here we go again...
John: "DROP IT, NIGGER!" HAHAHA!
Bill: Broke joke, man.
John: What do you mean? That's hilarious!
Bill: You told it six times already this week. That joke went broke. It ran outta funny.
by krandall, writer September 26, 2008
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Joke Pussy

Person who cannot take a joke.
"How do you pick up a hot Jewish chick? -- dust pan!"

"Wow dude that's not funny, a lot of people died in the Holocaust."

"Stop being such a joke pussy."
by xkat July 27, 2013
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Joking me

"Joking Me" is a way to ask your kid if they are lying and getting them to admit they are lying to you.

Just imagine ur young elementary school student telling you a story so outrageous you being the adult know it's a lie...so u have to ask Are you

"JOKING ME" and they giggle cause they know you know they are telling a lying funny story..

If u keep insisting they answer the question R u "JOKING ME" They will admit they were lying making up stories.
I can get my kid to admit they are lying just by saying r u JOKING ME...and it makes life just a little easier cause they think they are funny but they think I am funnier just cause I keep saying r u "JOKING ME"
by PRETTY IN COPPER February 01, 2017
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Catching Jokes

We were jus' jammin n catchin jokes. It was heavy
by 3da aka Dejavu June 05, 2004
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