Tan

A person who, at the age of 14, will look like a 24-year-old but will behave like a shitty little 4-year-old

I have no idea what you’re talking about! I’m just Tan

by Imamerican September 15, 2018

reni-tan

He is Poseidon the pancake god.
J-term for: Fuck you Mike

Fucking reni-tan

by Okazaki August 30, 2017

Tan

Orange-ish skin color, usually a result of sunlight exposure or use of a tanning spray

Wow, he's skin is so tan!

by Robotan November 22, 2021

Carolina Tanning Bed

Also known as a Kansas Backburner, it is an sexual position where two or more partners (of any sexuality) make fierce love on a bed of ants causing their skin to appear red and dark as if they recently came out of a tanning bed.

“You and Stacy still hanging out”
“No way, man. She wanted to do a Carolina Tanning Bed. I can’t handle that many ant bites”

by JackieChanIsAHero June 3, 2020

Joe Tan

A horrible mistake committed my to adults with Down syndrome. A nickname given to the retarded person in the group.

stfu joe tan ur shit and smell like it

by Cecon February 24, 2020

Tan

Acronym: Trash Ass Nigga

Andrew is such a Tan! He licked Taylors butthole in exchange for nice things.

by Mathieu E April 12, 2017

The farmers tan

The farmers tan is a serious of events in which the mall sticks his penis in side a women’s ass then will move on to the women giving the man a blow job, which results in the staining of the women’s mouth

“Jaime got the farmers tan the other day”

by Naveedas04 January 11, 2020