on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying
by Bucknackeds November 1, 2016

by nancipelosisqueef March 8, 2022

That thing you use for exercising your fingers, ya know, just slide your fingers into the oval of torture. Its also used for getting your mom to give you a big old spanky
Son. Ah, what a great day to exercise my fingers, woops, I just dropped the mug
Mom: DID I JUST HERE WAHT I JUST HEARD?
Son: if you heard it then why are you asking?
Mom: IM COMING FOR YOU!
Son: "sigh",another day another spanky
Mom: DID I JUST HERE WAHT I JUST HEARD?
Son: if you heard it then why are you asking?
Mom: IM COMING FOR YOU!
Son: "sigh",another day another spanky
by Blokbum June 1, 2021

A person with an extra chromosome.
by Mug Hugger November 26, 2023

by periodt. March 4, 2019

so you know like you can get a word of a mug right on urban dictionary right?
So this a goofy swagger thingy a mug with A mug on da front. kinda cool right.
So this a goofy swagger thingy a mug with A mug on da front. kinda cool right.
Guy with mug: Hey i got a mug from Urban Dictionary
Guy with no mug: GIVE THE THE DAMN MUG NOW.
Guy with mug: No...
Guy with no mug: GIVE THE THE DAMN MUG NOW.
Guy with mug: No...
by æææææææææ December 20, 2022
