faux bars

The indication that you have full cell phone signal strength until you actually try to make a call, at which point you lose all bars, only to have them return when you cancel the unsuccessful call.

I had 4 faux bars but I still couldn't make the call.

by T-Moto December 6, 2006

dark bar

When you drink an unknown persons drink at a bar. It can be a new drink or an unfinished drink.

Hey man, I don't have any cash. Lets just go to the dark bar.

by Tiiight April 24, 2017

Bar rage

The irrational anger and uncontrollable outburst of someone after taking xanax

Why is hunter so pissed off? She must have bar rage

by Dr. Knowledge October 19, 2017

Snickers Bar

When you anal sex your young lover and she still has a little poo. It’s stinky but feels good, so you cum anyways!

Dude, had to shower immediately after I boofed Natalie, she needs to use wet wipes! Her ass was so dirty, I ended up with a Snickers Bar!!

by Mr. Marvelous October 20, 2018

bar moth

Humans who are completely intoxicated and lounge at or near a bar.

Did you see that Bar Moth sitting on the bar stool, who vomited on the floor, then went back to drinking like if nothing happened!?

by Bar expert 101 November 24, 2017

shtitty bar

A really bad strip club, commonly characterized by employing women of questionable looks, talent and DNA.

Adam: "Hey, let's go to the strip club!"

Jeff: "I can't, fool. I'm broke like a joke."

Adam: "We'll just go to a shtitty bar, it will be cheap!"

Jeff: "Sweet, I hope we see a Yeti working the pole again."

by Jeff H July 7, 2008

barred out

to be very relaxed on “xanax”, i believe it’s because of xanax (brand) being in a bar shape?

p1: im barred out
p2: ok i dont care shut the f

by sexypalindrome January 22, 2022