National Walmart day

October 29 is National Walmart day a day where we celebrate (Walmart) a place that sells pure (shit)

Me; happy national Walmart day
Random dude I’m texting :who are you

by Kim jong shlong October 29, 2019

national chloe day

national chloe day is actually every day because chloe is super duper awesome. you dont like chloe? fuck you kill yourself

we <3 chloe

ferris: "have u heard?"
chloe: "heard what"
simon: "its national chloe day"
chloe: "woaaah"
ferris: "dont tell her its everyday so we can continuously tell her its chloe day to make her ecstatic"

by detective simon September 8, 2022

National Retard day

May 21st is the day where people all around go on social media and make dumb comments resulting in the trigger of many people

John: bro....tomorrow is National Retard Day

Jake: damn...im not gonna be on social media tomorrow then

by Hikari Fukushima May 21, 2020

National Rape Day

Its not even a fucking day .. some men are just too sick in the fucking head 🖕🏻

cut this "National Rape Day" shit tf out.. its gonna cause people to go suicidal.

by fuckingstupid- April 24, 2021

national vagina day

On April 19th you have to get pussy. It has to be consensual and cannot be illegal.

Boy one: hey it’s national vagina day can I fuck the living shit outta you

Girl one: sure just as long as it’s consensual and not weird

Boy one: AWESOME

by anonymous November 15, 2020

National Fingering Day

National ginger day will be on October 3

Johnny: Can I finger you??

Annie: Um.. I have a boyfriend sorry

Johnny: but it’s national fingering day * starts to cry*

Annie: Oh ok sure*Smiles*

Johnny: yay!!

by xxae October 2, 2018

National Furry Day

National Furry Day is a day in which members of the furry fandom celebrate the uniqueness and diversity of their fandom / community. It is celebrated internationally on the 1st of February each year with events such as Fur-meets and social media coverage.

Did you know that there are over a million furries worldwide? More than 75% celebrate National Furry Day!

by The Moth ~ October 27, 2023