simp

Harish.

Me: Unfortunately, I dreamed that I married Harish.
My friend: but why is that a bad thing?
Me: cuz I can't marry a simp

by simp4ever April 24, 2020

Simp

a kid named mason

Yo you see that simp?

Yeah just call him mason

by carbonero89 August 18, 2020

SIMP

The very identification of a desperate girl. Studs Idolizing Mediocre Penis is a common action that is performed by women when they are very desperate for the D, this is guaranteed not worth the effort or attention they give, since the male has a rather small PP.

"fuck sake, Ruby being such a SIMP over Jarred"

"I know right, Ruby bought him a 16 fucking inch pizza, she thinks it's best to eat a pizza the size of your cock, but she doesn't know that I've actually gone down on Jarred before, and it's actually 3 inches hard. Ruby such a fucking SIMP"

by ceo of urban dick May 18, 2020

Simp

Hoes b4 Bros.
Likes lots of people in short period of time.
Tries too hard and gets friend zoned.

Pat: I like this chick
Us: who
Pat: Olivia
Us: nice
Pat: *asks out greta for second time*
*gets friendzoned again*
Calls friends dickheads for calling him a simp

by Lolthisisfunny35 June 29, 2020

Simp

A man who obsessively sucks up to women in hopes of them dating him.

“Hey man, did you hear all that crap Jayden was saying to those girls?” “Yeah, man, what a simp”

by ryebagel April 19, 2020

simp

a dude that puts a lot of effort into a female but gets very little in return

thing 1 " dude Tim is such a simp!"
thing 2 "yeah he tries so hard but that {bitch} Emily doesn't care about him,".

by Linstanity628157 April 01, 2020

simp

Guy named Limun who is trash at games and likes e-girls.

-Let's play League of Legends.

-Nah, ur such a simp

by John Cake July 23, 2020