Arse Nipples

The arousal of an old man sitting on a woman's face
"I sat on her face and it gave me pointy arse nipples"
by kinglish October 19, 2018
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Nipple beans

Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.

Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.

This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.

To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!

Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?

Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
by The phantom tanner May 07, 2022
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ceiling nipples

A lightbulb cover that looks like a woman's breast.
Dude, you have a lot of ceiling nipples.
by FREAKQUILL1 November 27, 2016
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Nipple Sherman

In Omaha Poker, when you pot bet after the flop and get a few callers, who all fold after the turn. Often wins you ~50% Of your stack, but not quite a nipple slut (double up).
You see that bro!? I just nipple shermaned with Jacks and Sevens
by chefmike328 January 04, 2021
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nipple ranch

When you jizz on the nipples and you wipe lettuce all over it. Substituting it for ranch when you broke as fuck. (Usually you make the partner eat it all)
Suzie wanted a salad but we were out of ranch, so we made nipple ranch instead.
by Cotton Picker 69/420 January 11, 2016
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