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Pelican muncher

by XTheSpookyKidsX June 22, 2016
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flag-muncher

Someone willing and/or eager to give an illicit blowjob to a Conservative Republican, particularly one who is elected public official.
“He really prefers to bang closeted-Conservative guys; you know, he’s a real flag-muncher.”
by Laz3rRRabb1t October 9, 2022
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pedestrian muncher

1. an oversized SUV or pickup truck with a high hood, native to rich American suburbia. The driver's vision immediately in front of the car is restricted by the hood, endangering pedestrians that attempt to cross in front of the vehicle; the hood can sometimes be high enough that a collision with a pedestrian impacts the torso instead of the legs, increasing deadliness to the pedestrian by several times. Bonus points if the vehicle looks capable of, or is advertised for, heavy work, but has never been used for it. Supertype of momster truck; compare compensator.

2. A person who drives such a vehicle, particularly in a densely populated area such as a city. Subtype of asshole; compare BMW driver.
"Damn, bro, look at the size of that truck..."
"Fucking pedestrian munchers. They come in from suburbia and clog up the streets -"
(thirty minutes of kvetching ensues.)
by starcell__ June 25, 2025
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dicky vegie muncher

(vegie muncher)commonly known as fuck heads who should neck themselves because they are fucking cunts who have no lifes.
by dicky vegi job August 18, 2017
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Weed Muncher

Someone who regularly gets stoned by eating Space cakes, Brownies or space shakes laced with marijuana.
That dude was stoned again last Friday night, yeah he was eating space cakes again, hes a proper Weed muncher.
by Leodm1 February 8, 2021
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tyre muncher

A female of the provocative type who attends car shows.The female has no personal interests in said cars but is interested in the bragging right of being with the owner of said car in a intimate way.
Mate she's a pure tyre muncher stay clear
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bungee muncher

A Bungee Muncher is someone who has an affinity for performing the act of cunnilingus whilst "bouncing" from the hidey hole to the spidey hole.
Frederick's domineering wife loved having go spelunking in her neither regions. Alternating between her Crevasse & Buttress, she constantly told him, "You're the best Bungee Muncher I've ever had, I'm never divorcing you."
by $trikingViking February 1, 2021
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