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Average Looking Mother Fucker

An Average Looking Mother Fucker is a drop shot originating in Edmonton Alberta that involves dropping a shot of raspberry vodka in the cheapest energy drink you can find. Often used to start a night after getting zombied the night before.
by JunkYardDog11 August 20, 2010
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mother douchebags!

Self explanitory. Said when pissed off or in dismay.
by Devin blub September 30, 2007
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Motherboy XXX

Literally: Mother Boy Thirty

adj. To be or posess traits similair or that of a mother's boy
noun. 1. A convention or meeting place held for mothers and motherboys everywhere, not to be confused with 2. A dirty movie
"That little Motherboy XXX stole my flying pig."
by anon y mous ous December 13, 2008
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Mother Tang

1. The infamous mother of Tang generations living in Burnaby. Known to have a exquisite body, she is known by her lovers to have a enormous vaginal spray when she climaxes.
"SWALLOW MY SQUIRT" Mother Tang screams
by horence April 28, 2009
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Mother Nature

Mother Nature is a computer based software that uses satellite technology to control our environment such as oxygen, gravity, temperature...
Please pay taxes to ensure that the Mother Nature program is manned 24/7.
by Ginger Dance August 3, 2019
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Juliet's Mother

A reference to Lady Capulet (q.v. Shakespear's Romeo and Juliet), which just so sounds like some marketeer's name for some form of internal female contraception (q.v. dutch cap, cap)
"...you know I said I saw a really fit bird at work today? Well, it's no good, love, I just can't get her out of my head, so I've got a constant Japanese voting system. Pop Juliet's Mother in and let's see if we can't fuck this boner away...".
by Nefeco March 12, 2004
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the dick your mother used to ride

(n.) An ex-boyfriend of your mothers trying to bum his poor-ass into your house by claiming to be your father.
"I'm the dick yo mama used to ride!" Said the bum
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
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