Money Gripper Tight

Stunna that doesn't want to let go of your money, let alone his.

Yo dogg, that homie right there is money gripper tight, he don't let no scrippa go.

by Big Izzle October 19, 2008

money-depression

Currently over 3 million people in the US suffer from money-depression. Over %25 of people in the US have at one time suffered from money-depression. Usually money-depression is alleviated when someone suffering from the syndrome publicly attacks someone of a higher social standing.

Charles: My extreme money-depression has led me to sell my summer house, dear chap.

John: Fuck you, I have fucking $20 in my bank account and two eviction notices taped to my door! Go to hell and die you Brit Money-anus!

by Imatworkrightnow February 23, 2009

money spanker

1) Derogatory British term for a foolish/idiotic/stupid person. Synonym of wanker.
2) A delicious alcoholic drink best described on BrokeAss Gourmet.

You're a fucking wanker, you money spanker!

by trojan_marxist May 4, 2009

Money Kid

That guy in high school who walks around at lunch bumming change for tater tots or mega-cookies. For a good bribe, he'll take on any dare.

Dude: "Hey money kid, I'll give you a dollar to eat that cracker that john squeezed between his butt cheeks!"

Nube: "Make it two dollars? Consider it done."

by LowBrow February 5, 2010

Money Trail

When a guy ejaculates where a "happy trail" would be.

Man! Mike video taped himself giving Matt the Money Trail and put it on YouTube!

by BholeHardwick November 24, 2009

Money-e-cheese

When your high and Thinking about making Money

I got high on the end of my supply and need more so all i could think about was money I had the money-e-cheese

by AlphaNerfer September 25, 2010

Money assbeater

Someone who has a lot of money and thinks he is the shit but if there were ever confrontation he would get his ass beat.

That guy with that hot chick is a total "money assbeater". I would kick his ass and take his girl anytime.

by Shmeeeeeeeeee February 23, 2011