by abc090111113213 September 6, 2021
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A mom who cooks for her son's friends every day she gives everyone rides anywhere and pays for everything she is so awesome you might think she can fly (because she can) She can also teleport because she is native american. this is the best type of mom to know
by Studlyness15 November 12, 2012
Get the Magic Mom mug.1 to be so absorbed in family life that a mother becomes completely detached and even lethargic when it comes to her personal self; to be selfless to the point of self neglect; to lose your individuality to the collective
2 the compulsive need to mother everything you encounter, whether spouses, children, animals, inanimate objects or complete strangers; the compulsive need to tell the world how it should be living it's life;the propensity to believing that everything you encounter somehow NEEDS your advice and will otherwise perish into oblivion without your help
2 the compulsive need to mother everything you encounter, whether spouses, children, animals, inanimate objects or complete strangers; the compulsive need to tell the world how it should be living it's life;the propensity to believing that everything you encounter somehow NEEDS your advice and will otherwise perish into oblivion without your help
by princessgrace August 17, 2011
Get the mommed out mug.When you seem to be working non stop.... kind of like mom when she's making up some supper for you and pop, and washing the dishes, and cleaning the clothes, and walking the dogs, etc.
- why haven't you been able to chill bro?
- because I'm a real bro and putting in mom hours at work to save up for the new cod.
- because I'm a real bro and putting in mom hours at work to save up for the new cod.
by Jman5670 June 23, 2011
Get the Mom hours mug.In Norwegian the word "placenta" is "morkake". The literal definition upon translating it back to English is "mom cake". This is now the newest special sandwich on Tuesday's at Subway. It is a great source of iron for those that are anemic.
by Tommy G Style September 6, 2011
Get the Mom Cake mug.The cheapest hooker money can buy. Her looks have been compaired to a real life Shrek. She has the ass of cottage cheese. Nipples like peanuts. The word no is not in her vocabulary. But then again her vocab is pretty limited due to her never not having a cock in her mouth.
by haha1985 October 7, 2011
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