Minge

Pronounced: MiN-jE
A noun similar to the word retard and cunt. Tracing it's origins to the ancient Swedish god, Mingermon.

Guy: James, what's your name
James: You F*ckin minge

by JenningsPissey November 29, 2017

minge nibble

when one takes a nibble of anothers minge

"i gave her a minge nibble last night, it was rather nice blud"

by shclong destroyer March 6, 2021

Minge miffed

Caught in a fleeting feeling.
Bruised feelings.

Similar to butthurt.

Shes minge miffed after the bouncer wouldn't let her in the club and called her ugly.

by Emceenuget May 20, 2025

Ming Warrior

The antagonist to the musketeers. This pathetic specimen of a human often tries to compete with the musketeers by placing shiny things on the ground in a vain attempt to blow up all the Musketeers.
Despite seeming success with women on paper they later prove to be fat.

Person 1: I really like the Musketeers, they're cool guys.
Person 2: I'm a Ming Warrior
Person 1: Piss off

by 4Musketeers January 14, 2011

Minging

A Scottish/uk slang term used to describe something that’s disgusting

A similar slang term that means the same thing is: manky

You could call someone a minger aswell

Erin: that neon yellow dress is minging dinny wear that to the party
Michelle: thanks a lot 🙄

by explanation April 11, 2022

Ming scafidi

My squish squish

Ming Scafidi is mine :)

by Walle2001 November 22, 2021

Minge Guardian

A deeply insecure and distrusting man who constantly obsesses over his girlfriends, wife's or female friends attractiveness and percieve every mans interaction as an attempt to obtain access to his ladies private area. He will never relax in a social setting if there is one other man in the proximity, his hyper-vigilant state of paranoia is an issue that causes much friction in his home life

I'm so sick of him always behaving like this! I don't need a minge guardian, I can take care of myself

by Nicotharappist October 4, 2022