midnight goblin

A person who often wake up in the middle of the night, horny and with a goblin like energy, starts having sex with their partner.

1) Dude! She started blowing you in your sleep?
2) Yeah she's my midnight goblin, gobbling on my d**k

by MoonshinerPhil September 17, 2023

midnight fireman

Getting up semi asleep while drunk and thinking your in the bathroom urinating, when in reality your peeing somewhere else like in the corner of your room.

I was so drunk I ended up doing a midnight fireman and pissed in my wardrobe instead of the bathroom.

by StuWi November 8, 2023

Midnight Tan

A term to describe a person with very a dark skin tone

Person 1: Dude, did you see how dark that guy was?
Person 2: That guy totally had a midnight tan!

by SkeetzBallz420xx69 October 16, 2024

midnight burger

The maist awesomous ae aw podcasts.

Thon Midnight Burger podcast is tge best oot there, eh?

by Nordlebash December 2, 2024

Midnightivity

1. When a person of the Black race engages in stereotypical actions such at the time of night

2. When a person engages in questionable activities at the time of night

1. Tyrone was fast at night when doing such a midnightivity

2. What type of midnightivity is this?!

by Albert Nigstein January 14, 2024

Midnights

1. 12 A.M.
2. One of the most groundbreaking albums by Taylor Swift

1. “He spends his midnights talking to random people online”
2. “Holy shit Midnights is the best album ever”

by hhhbbbbddd. January 16, 2024

midnight ballerina

A stripper

I used to be a midnight ballerina, but now I am just an influencer on Instagram.

by anonymous March 18, 2024