16th March

National Grab Your Girlfriend's ass day.
Go Ahead and Grab Your Girlfriend's ass. Don't disappoint her.

Dude 1: Hey, guess what day it is!
Dude 2: idk it's the 16th Marchwhat day is it?
Dude 1: Grab Your Girlfriend's Ass Day!
Dude 2: I dont have a girlfriend ;-;

by ItzDani March 15, 2020

march 28th

fuck off.

some fuck: “hey dude it’s march 28th!”
me: “fuck off.”

by jrkwicienrbeusuvhshhwh October 16, 2019

March 30

If someone is born on this day, they had or will love Math at least once in their life. You shouldn't mess with them, or anyone they know is going to kill you.

They aren't overall that dangerous, but they may know a lot of dangerous people.
People also born on March 30 are sometimes very caring but can turn into a hypocritical bitch.

March 30 is also pretty gay

by astrologicalwolf February 4, 2020

March 22, 2013

The date when the Pop-Punk band, My Chemical Romance, broke up.

Yesterday was March 22, and it reminded me of when My Chemical Romance broke up in March 22, 2013.

by BabyBeanBoy December 23, 2017

march 9

the hottest boys are born on this day and they are also the most loyal boys.

Girl: woah do you see that guy he’s hot and loyal
Her friend: he must be born on march 9

by hdjwlaoxuycbtnr October 16, 2019

March 26th

March 26th is when the most gorgeous girls in the world are born. They usually are known for their kind and bright personalities, and also because of their great looking hair. Beautiful, funny and adorable, March 26th girls are one of the best out there.

Who's that hot girl over there? omg. Bruh, I have no idea, but she must have been born on March 26th

by wabadoombad00 October 16, 2019

march 4th

National ask your crush out day.

Person 1 "hey i like you do you want to go out with me?"
Person 2 "why would I"
Person 1 "because it is march 4th National ask your crush out day."
Person 2 " oh ok, then"

by kitkat601 March 1, 2020