matthew barreto

A complete and total dumbass, this person is quite literally one of the most stupid and idiotic people that you will meet in your life.

Wow man, that Matthew Barreto... Such a dumbass.

by _"_:;!=* August 17, 2016

A Dave Matthews

Experimenting with a hot dog in the back door for the first time.

Grab the Vaseline and the hotdog, it’s time to try a Dave Matthews.

by Mr. Butts July 9, 2022

matthew chambers

He's no Tim!

Matthew Chambers - He's no Tim! But he could be James Blunt, and that just might be totology...

by Maelduin June 12, 2021

Matthew Wookey

The human equivalent to moto moto

Matthew Wookey likes them big and chunky

by Bensonsforbeds April 28, 2019

Colton Matthews

colton matthews is a fucking asshole douchebag who is really selfish and will lie to your face just to make things easier for him. He sucks at being a boyfriend, and i hope he never has a girlfriend again. worst decision of my life.

oh and he sucks at kissing. and grinding.

-" remember that guy that was a horrible kisser at that party?"
" ohh yea Colton Matthews"

-"remember that guy Colton Matthews?"
"oh yeah he is such a douche."

by coloradogirl123 January 8, 2012

Dirty Matthew

Getting on top of a tractor and fisting your ass so hard, that you penetrate yourself and give yourself a hemorrhoids.

I just a Dirty Matthew on my tractor.

by Warcrom123 April 20, 2020

Matthew Torres

A man who cares about others when the times is Necessary but has a dark side who doesnt give a fuck

Damm that girls has a FAT a-Matthew torres lol WTF

by lol12345678787 September 26, 2010