Matthew Wang

A pro asian gamer who spends all his time doing math homework but still somehow is a god at Call of Duty

You: hey man can you play video games now?
Matthew Wang: yeah I just finished my six hour long math homework
Matthew proceeds to win forty straight matches of Call of Duty against you

by Xx_SuperBoi_xX November 27, 2019

bella and matthew

Bella and matthew, it’s rare to find these to but once they find each other they will love each other till the end of time. They’ll meet on a friends birthday night and will start talking but they are forbidden to some people but that’s not stopping them because they have unrequited love for each other.

Did you see how perfect bella and matthew are?

by Unknown fortune December 12, 2019

matthew rothschild

Pale Jewish boy with who fails at life everyday

There is a Matthew Rothschild in the basement doing nothing

by Js'wimm April 17, 2017

Matthew Wookey

The human equivalent to moto moto

Matthew Wookey likes them big and chunky

by Bensonsforbeds April 28, 2019

Colton Matthews

colton matthews is a fucking asshole douchebag who is really selfish and will lie to your face just to make things easier for him. He sucks at being a boyfriend, and i hope he never has a girlfriend again. worst decision of my life.

oh and he sucks at kissing. and grinding.

-" remember that guy that was a horrible kisser at that party?"
" ohh yea Colton Matthews"

-"remember that guy Colton Matthews?"
"oh yeah he is such a douche."

by coloradogirl123 January 8, 2012

Dirty Matthew

Getting on top of a tractor and fisting your ass so hard, that you penetrate yourself and give yourself a hemorrhoids.

I just a Dirty Matthew on my tractor.

by Warcrom123 April 20, 2020

matthew o'neill

a man that causes uncontrollable sexual desire in attractive girls

attractive girl) damn i want matthew o'neill now

by yibuddy November 24, 2011