Mario

Fat Mexican thats very fruity. Sucks at boxing. has no life. likes carne asadas. dumbfounded.

your such a mario

by I friking love u March 29, 2009

Mario pwns Aeris easily

The pharase which Heroic Master Chief fails to understand, because it is the truth

It has been proven, Mario pwns Aeris easily

by Heroic Master Cheif March 24, 2004

Mario

If were to sum Mario up into one word, I would use: Abomination. Mario is an obese imbecile that has no friends

fuck you mario

by The big pp man,n January 24, 2020

luis mario

A dumb fucking ass hole who is funny sometimes and annoying and who is poor as fuck and smells like piss and has little fugly dog.Plus he has pimples on his face
That’s why no girl ever wants to sit with him,talk to him or even be near him.

Eww look at that Luis Mario

by Kitsune779 December 14, 2017

mario lopez

!. Awesome
2. The though guy on saved by the bell.
3. A pimp
4. An actor on nip/tuck.

" Yo homie I'm bout to mario lopez on that fine girl over by the bar."

" Awww yeah I'm feelin like mario lopez today, tell your mom I said what up!"
"Mario Lopez used to punk down preppie all day."
"Mario Lopez is on nip/tuck acting like a beeitch, that's out of character for him!"
"I think Mario Lopez hit Eva Longoria whenher miate husband goes out of town, I bet they spend his cash together."

by kingpdoucler November 28, 2009

It's a'me, Mario!

The single most terrifying word anybody can hear. This means this annoying little italian fuck, Mario, is nearby. Mario is a prick, and he likes to disregard his brother, and act like Luigi is number 2. He will eat all your spaghetti, fuck your wife (and your daughter) and show your dog sonic the hedgehog porn.

Mario: It's a'me, mario!
Bill: *Gets out gun, walks inside, kills his family, kills his dog, puts the gun up to his head, sheds a small tear, and BOOM!*
Luigi: Mario you piece of shit.

by Exotic Time April 17, 2019

mario

In a competitive video game, the standard playable character whose attributes are completely balanced, making him or her extremely boring to play. A Mario is usually the main character of the game and a measuring stick for the skill of a player, if anything.

Ryu doesn't have a lot of either speed or power. He's the Mario of the Street Fighter series.

by I liek mudkipz November 14, 2007