maria (pronounced maa-ria) is a person who you specially or your entire class hates because of the way she acts. Sometimes she will act like a stuck up bitch then when you really get to know her she will be emotionally and verbally abusive by calling you names and commenting about your insecurities. She is a pain in the ass and everyone else in your class will think the same unless it is her "friendship group" but little does she know that her so called "friends" actually hate her and only stay with her because they know they will be by themselves cos the entire class hates her
oh my god did you hear that maria snaked on Parvati because she posted a video with her not even in it and then maria blamed it on Quinn.
by sparklebitchshinexx June 10, 2022
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Get the maria and camron mug.Maria is an amazing girl and she is funny, she is a good friend she is very loyal and is a good listener she has a few friends but she love them with all her heart she don't like many people when she's mad u don't wanna know what happens she don't have taste in men not yet but it'll come she like to help people and has talent she is insecure about herself but don't understand she's beautiful she make people happy an has an amazing character she can be annoying sometimes she love to sing, she likes to roll her eyes all the time
by Markbear June 28, 2022
Get the Maria mug.A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.
Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.
This is a lifelong condition. The only cure is to spend time with Maria again.
Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.
This is a lifelong condition. The only cure is to spend time with Maria again.
My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated and struggle to focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I’ve not seen her in over a week.
by LivingWithReality August 14, 2022
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