schlongness monster

A penis so large, that it is often thought of as a myth. While it exists, few have seen the schlongness monster released.

Sara said that when mike pulled out his penis it was so big, that she thought it was the lochness monster. He shouted, its the schlongness monster, then knocked her in the face with it.

by mexicanmike03 December 10, 2013

money monster

someone who is really cool, rich and has lots of drip.

Person 1: Hey bro look at this chain!

Person 2: Dude! With that you’d look like a total money monster!

by bruhbutton420 August 18, 2019

The Sea Monster

When a woman gives a man a blowjob while they are in or under water.

woah bro you totally whipped out the sea monster and gave it to her!

by tigerwoods1967 July 13, 2010

Monster’s Mafia

Monster’s Mafia is a place with the most elite gamers in da world

I’m in Monster’s Mafia because im real gamer

by Dang1234 June 9, 2021

Wiggly Monster

When one dances in a way as to stir a shocked but overtly humoured reaction.

For example; Wow it looks like that guy was possessed by the wiggly monster!

He totally wigglyed on the d-floor last nite

Did you see that you tube clip of the guy dancing like the wiggly monster?

by Wiglette January 4, 2010

pique monster

a person who always gets hurt over the smallest, most insignificant things. usually very vocal about how they feel in order to let everyone know who or what hurt them.

girl: hey
pique monster: what the fuck did you just call me?

by piquemonster July 10, 2017

Grease Monster

An extremely greasy person

Dude 1: Ross, are you eating the grease from the deep fryer and rubbing it on your belly?

Grease Monster: SO WHAT IF I AM!?!

Dude 1: You f*cking grease monster!

by sotaku22 September 16, 2011