malakapalli

OH HOT. OH SO SIZZZLINGGG HOTTT. HOTTTTTT. Is he cellular respiration? Because he takes your breath away. All his height goes to his charm, and his....

One look into his eyes will make you dizzy and your mouth will go wide and you may start salivating but hold it in because he's the GOATTTTTT

girl 1: Did you see that guy who just cured cancer and now all the girls are swarming him?

girl 2: Omg ikr gurlll, he must be a MALAKAPALLI.

by kvhoyt May 21, 2024

Malaik

The guy who has the most rizz and skibidi, untouchable fantom tax with the biggest gyatt

Oh see that guy with biggest gyatt that is a Malaik he will take your fantom tax through the rizz

by Malaik Hasnain June 9, 2024

maikol

a gay ass twink who thinks he is a shark

wow maikol is such a twunk!

by vinylnote January 7, 2025

Magikarping

When you take a fish and you put it inside your ass, while getting yourself wet. While the fish is inside you attach jumper cables to your nipples and shock yourself and the fish. While screaming you don't have enough badges to train me

That guy over there is magikarping

Yo vincent can you help me start magikarping

by Bleacher brah January 13, 2025

Malak

<3

malak is so pretty

by Malak289 April 9, 2025

Maikamaxxing

When someone you know makes a bad decision and insists on it, but they’re too nice to be that stubborn, but still insist.
Or when they take the most amount of time to do the least amount of work, yet somehow do well regardless.

Person 1: oh god this is so much work
Person 2: you’re making it more work than it is, quit Maikamaxxing..

by literallyTK June 26, 2025

Malakai

synonym for cuck

sit in the malakai chair!

by Leland Carwyn Jenkins July 19, 2025