a sweet little plumber man, accompanied by his brother "luigi." mario is the older child despite being smaller (fatter)
included in many games by nintendo, ect mario kart, super mario, super mario bros, super mario galaxy, super mario 3d land,
mario was invented a long time ago.
included in many games by nintendo, ect mario kart, super mario, super mario bros, super mario galaxy, super mario 3d land,
mario was invented a long time ago.
guy 1=dude, lets go play some mario kart at my house!
guy 2=ok, but im playing mario!
guy 1=aww, damnit.
guy 2=ok, but im playing mario!
guy 1=aww, damnit.
by pseudonyomi January 19, 2020
- ,,Go out and don't be Mario''
by xxxpandaxxx January 03, 2017
This mf is the best person you will ever meet. Lowkey,just lowkey fruity 🤨 but hot <3
Hes hot. Very much yes.
Hes hot. Very much yes.
by Archondeeznuts November 20, 2021
An Italian-American plumber named after the land lord of Shigeru Miyamoto back in the early 80's, Mario, originally a carpenter, fights evil creatures such as: Donkey Kong (they later become friends), Koopas (bad turtles ruled by King Koopa more commonly called Bowser), goombas (evil mushroomesque fellows), piranha plants, and many more.
Mario's younger brother, Luigi, and he own a small plumbing business in Brooklyn. They were once summoned to an emercengy plumbing problem at which they were required to fix a shower. Upon completion of the task, both of the brothers were sucked into the shower head and transported undergroung. Thus begun their adventures. IN the beginning, all they had to do was jump on turtles ad crabs that came out of pipes, but later they were magically transported to another world. They came to the Mushroom Kingdom. Here it was that they had to rescue the princess and fight the evil hordes of Bowser's army. Mario and Luigi both can use numerous powers such as: a cape, the toonooki, the frog suit, the star, fireballs, metal cap, and many more. They also have a dinosaur buddy named Yoshi that they ride upon and force to consume enemies and berry-like fruits
Mario's younger brother, Luigi, and he own a small plumbing business in Brooklyn. They were once summoned to an emercengy plumbing problem at which they were required to fix a shower. Upon completion of the task, both of the brothers were sucked into the shower head and transported undergroung. Thus begun their adventures. IN the beginning, all they had to do was jump on turtles ad crabs that came out of pipes, but later they were magically transported to another world. They came to the Mushroom Kingdom. Here it was that they had to rescue the princess and fight the evil hordes of Bowser's army. Mario and Luigi both can use numerous powers such as: a cape, the toonooki, the frog suit, the star, fireballs, metal cap, and many more. They also have a dinosaur buddy named Yoshi that they ride upon and force to consume enemies and berry-like fruits
Oh no Mario, not them mushrooms again!
Mario better fix that plumbing or I'll shove 'em wrenches where the sun don' shine!
Mario better fix that plumbing or I'll shove 'em wrenches where the sun don' shine!
by seabohrium May 28, 2021
by BruhWtf420 January 24, 2021
An Italian stereotype who massacres mushroom people under mind control of a giant fucking dragon turtle thing. He wears overalls and chills with his brother, Luigi, who looks like a green gummy bear. Mario will say annoying shit like “It’s-a-me! Mario”. He has a platonic or romantic relationship with anyone who he ‘rescues’ from a castle.
by EmoMediocreBoi April 19, 2022